Saturday, September 10, 2011

Forrest D. Hampton---back from the dead.

Mr. Hampton decided to pay me a little visit today...He wasn't happy with the amount of readers or the amount of posts on the blog. So he brought out his ink well and pen and scratched up another Fate Series Short. Here it is now, presented to you in high definition.

Fate series #3
It was a bright, sunny Saturday afternoon at the salon. Miss Hasworth was planning on having her hair nicely done after weeding in the garden and washing the dishes in her million dollar Spanish villa. She went into the salon, said hi to old Mrs. Jonathan , who got her hair done every 3 days,  and shook hands with the lady who would be doing her hair this afternoon. She had just picked up a magazine out of the basket on the table and had started reading when she heard an “Oh!” and a loud THUMP. She quickly turned around and saw the hair stylist slumped against the glass of the window. “Oh my goodness!!” she yelled and bolted up out her chair with the curlers still in place. She bent down quickly to look to see to see if the lady was okay when old Mrs. Jonathan said, “Oh settle down , she probably only saw a piece of dirt in your hair!" And old Mrs. Jonathan went back to her book.




Once again, a funny classic generously donated by Forest D. Hampton. Rate it! Comment! Send in your funny short stories (and your long ones) to claire.negus@gmail.com.

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